(Rated for language and eventuality of sexual situations, plus some violence, blood, and other crud I want in my sucky soap opera of EEnE!)

"Hello?" asked a voice as a boy knocked on the door of a house- the purple curtains closed, the door not opening. The boy wore an orange shirt, a black hat-like "sock", purple pants, and had a gap in his teeth. Next to him was a slightly taller, yellow-skinned boy with a unibrow, a red-striped shirt, a green jacket, and jeans.

"Maybe he's not home Double D?" the other boy asked, looking at his friend "Double D"- who's real name was Eddward, shortened to Edd.

"I don't think so, Ed. Eddy would have told us I think," Edd said, as he turned. "Maybe he's still asleep- let's go in, shall we?" Edd asked- Ed nodded, grinning.

Edd opened the door- the lights were off, and he turned them on. No one was inside- the blankets on the floor, and then Edd gasped. "Who in Sam's Hill made this mess!?" he yelled, seeing records shattered on the floor, and then he looked down- he was standing in the shattered remains of a lava lamp, with the goo-like stuff oozing on the floor.

"It looks like the Men in Black took him!" Ed announced in amazement at everything, before seeing a note on the half of Eddy's mirror still left. "Read to me what's on the pretty paper, Double D!" Ed demanded, grabbing Edd's head and shoving it into the note- before Edd quickly stepped back, sighing.

"If you insist," he said, before his eyes widened... "This... this is a ransom note!" Edd said, shock in him. He read it aloud, and Ed stopped.

"Eddy needs our help!" Ed yelled, grabbing Double D- before pulling the weaker boy out the door. "To Eddy's kidnappers we go, ready to save him from capture!" he announced heroically, as he ran down the road- Edd yelling at him to stop as he was drug across the ground, hitting rocks and the likes...



Eddy groaned as he woke up- looking around, he found himself in an empty room, before trying to move his hand to no avail. It was tied down to a strange, doctor office-like bed, and then he looked down- finding himself wearing nothing but his underwear. "AH!" he panicked, looking around.

"Don't panic, Eddy," a calm, smooth voice said- and he turned his head. Standing there, behind him, holding a thorn-covered whip, was a person only too familiar. "We'll let you go once we get what we want," the person said, and as Eddy strained to figure out who it was, the lights went out- and there was a cracking noise.

"FUCK!" Eddy screamed in pain and some terror, as the person laughed, before stopping. "We're going to enjoy your being stuck," the voice said, before the figure left the area he could see as a light flickered back on, Eddy looking around, panicking.

"Where the hell am I!?" he yelled, looking around, then down- on his arm, there was some blood.

"Your in nowhere," the same person said, as he tried to figure out who it was who had kidnapped him...



"Hey, Nazz," Kevin said, as Nazz walked up to him and Rolf, who were talking. "What's up?"

"Nothin, Kevin," Nazz said, smiling. "You two?"

"Rolf was asking me if I'd be able to help him with his family's harvest this year- apparently it's a larger harvest than normal," Kevin said, as Rolf nodded.

"Rolf's family has never seen such a harvest, go-go-Nazz-girl! It is as if Rolf's ancestors have blessed us!" Rolf said, as he nodded happily.

"O...K?" Nazz asked, before turning to Kevin. "I haven't seen the Eds today- you don't think anything like that... other time they went missing is happening, do you?" she asked, as Kevin turned his head- his full attention from hearing the Eds were missing.

"WHAT?!" he yelled, almost panicked. "No, I don't think so... I hope not... It better not be," he said, starting to get concerned. "We'll just not look for them- and keep away from anything suspicious... That'll keep us safe," he said, hurriedly making a plan of action, remember the last time the Eds went missing.

"Rolf does not think the Ed-boys are preforming another scam in which they go missing!" Rolf declared, looking down the alley towards the cul-de-sac. "Rolf has not noticed anything suspicious until now," he added, as Nazz nodded, before Kevin did too moments later.

"Rolf fears something worse happened," he said, as he turned, looking at the two other teenagers...


*dun dun* To be continued...

It is so hard to find good eene fanfics nowadays. But not on this site. XD
I love how you have all this different little stories going on at once in relation to each other. It feels like an actual episode of eene. 8D And where the hell is Eddy? Dx I'm so concerned for him. XD

When the voice said "nowhere" I immediately thought of Courage the Cowardly Dog. Haha

Awesome fic so far. I can tell this is going to be a good one. >;D

Last time on All My Eds, we saw Eddy had been kidnapped- and Kevin has to help Rolf harvest. How will things turn out on this dramatic episode of... ALL MY EDS?

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Eddy lost and regained consciousness the whole day- unable to think straight as he lost track of time. Occasionally, the person holding him captive would walk in again, and whip him. He couldn't tell if it had been minutes or hours- or days.

And then, the door burst open- two figures walking instead of the usual one. "Hurry! Take Eddy and run! I'll try to distract the two buffoons!" the regular voice said- as the other person nodded, running up to Eddy's table, where he looked up- distinctly being able to remember who he was looking at... The who, though, didn't come to mind.

"We're coming Eddy!" a voice yelled- a very familiar voice, as Eddy's face lit up as he looked up from his scarred body- and bursting through the door, pushing the regular person out of the way, he saw Ed- standing in the doorway as he grabbed the person- throwing them out of the room dramatically, as Edd walked in- the other person letting go of Eddy's table.

"You aren't getting him from us, Eds!" the person yelled- as Ed stepped into the light Eddy was normally in- who he assumed to be Edd nervously looking for a light switch, as he looked at Ed's face- which had turned somber and serious.

"You have stolen our Eddy!" Ed declared- as the other person stepped into the light- before Eddy could recognize the person, though, Ed lunged at them, tackling them to the ground, as the other person slowly, but surely, drug themselves out of the room through the hallway- to somewhere Eddy couldn't see. "Somebody help!" he yelled, as he heard a click- and then, the lights returned. Edd looked at Ed, who was fighting with what now looked like a bag- punching it repeatedly.

"Take that! And that! AND THAT!" Ed yelled, hitting it in anger- thinking it was the person that helped hold Eddy hostage.

"Ed! Stop! Desist!" Edd yelled, running over to the boy, panicking. "Your punching a potato bag!"

Ed stopped- an almost whirring noise coming from his brain before that idea clicked to him. "I am?" he said, turning, looking at the bag. "Where did the Eddy-kidnapper go!?" he yelled, panic-stricken as he looked around.

"I don't know, Ed- whoever it was had slipped away and replaced their person with that bag," Edd said, and then, he saw Eddy. "Ed, how about you go look for them while I help Eddy?" he asked- seeing the scars on Eddy's chest- the blood still on parts of his chest, as Eddy looked at him- almost pleading for help.

"Sure can Double D!" Ed yelled, pointing at his chest with his thumb, walking out. "'Cos I'm Ed!" he declared, leaving, as Edd ran over- and began to unbuckle the straps on Eddy's hands- and Eddy turned his head- smiling at Edd, who's face was almost next to his.

"Thanks," he said silently- looking at the boy with a sock on his head- Edd losing his focus on the buckle, which had just fallen off. "Thanks for the help, Double D- I thought I was trapped forever," he said, as Edd smiled kindly- almost a "why your very welcome" smile.

"Why, Eddy- of course me and Ed came. Your our friend," Edd said- and then, he felt a hand on his back- that pushed him towards Eddy.

"I love ya, pal," Eddy said- as Edd's face hit Eddy's chest, and then the hand let him up.

"If you mean as a friend, Eddy, I certainly love you as well," Edd said- smiling, before unbuckling the other buckle- and then, Eddy hugged him- pulling the weaker boy into his body, as he smiled.

"I love ya in whatever way you want," Eddy said, as Edd laughed- hugging his friend back- thinking that Eddy didn't mean anything from it.

"I feel the same, I think," Edd hesitated- and then, their faces touched- Edd accidentally sliding over Eddy then, for a moment before he realized what had happened- and slid off, falling onto the floor as Ed walked in.

"Their gone, Double D!" Ed said, before realizing Eddy and Edd had just been hugging like he had seen his parents do one night- and he hit his eyes, covering them with his hands. "Sorry!" he yelled, turning- as Edd's face turned a bright red- Eddy's somewhat turning red as well.

"Whatever," Eddy snapped quickly, almost as if he had forgotten what happened. "Sockhead, just get my feet out," he said- Edd sighed, as he did as he was told.

He didn't think Eddy had changed at all much... Or had he?



"Come on, Sarah! I have five dollars to by fudge with!" Jimmy said excitedly, as he and Sarah quickly got ready to leave the house- putting on sandals for the hot day. He opened the door- running out, followed by Sarah.

"I'm coming, Jimmy! I'm coming!" she said, as the two friends giggled, running down the side walk to the candy store.

As they ran, sweat began to drip down their skin- the two still laughing though as they hurried, entering the candy store.

"I'd like to buy five dollars worth of fudge, please," Jimmy said- placing the five dollar bill on the counter after pulling it from his pocket. The man behind it nodded- turned, and then turned back, empty handed.

He pointed at a sign- that simply read "With or without nuts?"- and Jimmy looked at Sarah.

"Sure, let's go with nuts," Sarah said, as she shrugged- and Jimmy nodded.

"With," Jimmy said- the man turning around again- before turning around again, empty handed, before turning the sign, reading "We're out of nuts, sorry," on it.

There was a pause- as Jimmy and Sarah looked at one another, the man behind the counter boredly tapping his fingers- before Jimmy nodded, knowing that they'd go without nuts today. "Without," he said- the man turned again, and wrapped some fudge- before turning, handing Jimmy the plastic wrapped fudge. Jimmy took it, as the man smiled and nodded- watching as Jimmy said thank you, and the two left- before turning back, and walking into a back room.



"Boy it's hot," Kevin muttered- wiping sweat off his brow as he and Rolf toiled in Rolf's field- with sickles they cut down some wheat, and then bailed it.

"Rolf remembers one year, it was one hundred and ten degrees while Rolf harvested- the horse flies left scars on Rolf's arms for weeks," Rolf said- as Kevin swatted a horse fly before it bit him.

"These bugs bite," he muttered- meaning it literally and metaphorically.

"Yah," Rolf said, nodding as he bailed some wheat- before he rose his shirt, taking it off his body and wrapping it around his head- sweat on him still. "They, as you say, bite," Rolf said, hitting one himself- before cutting down some more wheat with the sickle.

"Why don't you guys have some tractor for this?" Kevin asked- looking up at Rolf.

"It is Rolf's family's tradition to harvest by hand- for the wheat is better this way," Rolf said- and Kevin rolled his eyes as he turned away. Tradition, he figured, also bit- like the flies.

"How long does it normally take?" he asked- bailing a bit of the wheat, as he began to take his shirt off as well, due to the heat.

"A week, sometimes," Rolf said- his family obviously did this short-term, not long term. Probably sustenance farming.

"A week? Damn," Kevin muttered, swatting another horsefly, as a wind blew by- sweat dripping off one of his hairs, hitting his nose- irritating his eyes. He blinked- before he cut some more wheat.

It was a hot, hot day...



Nazz sat in her pool- her bikini obviously visible from outside of it. She didn't care though. IT was hot- she wanted to tan. She was staying in her pool in her bikini one way or another.

As she sighed from the heat, as she leaned her head back, she wished that she had picked a different day to tan.

As she wondered how turning over would work, her mind drifted somewhat- thoughts of Kevin a bit in her mind, before she shook her head- she didn't want Kevin. She had at one time, but not any more. Kevin and Rolf hung out too much- Kevin barely went anywhere without Rolf.

It was somewhat like Rolf and Fez from That 70's Show were similiar in the regard they followed a local kid and were foreigners.

Even more similiar was that they both were sexually deviant. But, Nazz didn't want a part of that when she was with Kevin- and they had broken up.

As she sat in her pool, a thought about the Kankers entered her mind. What if they had taken the Eds, who she, Kevin, and Rolf had not seen all day? And then, she sighed- as Jonny walked by, Plank in his hands- as he walked to the playground from his house for reasons she couldn't fathom...

*dun dun* To be continued...

Last time on All My Eds, we saw that Eddy had been rescued- Jimmy and Sarah have bought fudge without nuts, and it is an incredibly hot day for Rolf and Kevin. However, the heat is about to turn up in this exciting and dramatic episode of... ALL MY EDS.

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Eddy woke up slowly- as a door closed. He looked up, feeling as if he had just had the best night of sleep ever, after Edd and Ed had saved him. And then, a light flicked on above him. He yelled out, "Damn, turn that light out!" before realizing what was going on.

He had been asleep.

And he had dreamed that Edd and Ed rescued him- as well as something more sensual involving Edd. And then, he heard a laughing, and looked behind him- standing there, holding a whip, was the figure that had been torturing him for he didn't know how long.

"Time for some fun, Eddy," the figure said- as he gulped- the figure turning the table he was on, bringing his face towards them- as the leaned over, and kissed his forehead, before spinning him again- before they whipped him- hitting his bare chest, drawing blood and leaving a scare. Eddy yelled out in pain, as the figure licked the blood- giving an evil grin- as it drew its face out of the light quickly before Eddy could recognize it.

"Why the hell are you doing this? Who the hell are you!?" Eddy asked as he felt tears on his face- before the person whipped him again- as he cried out in pain again.

"Because, I love you," the figure said, before a laugh. "Why else does anyone do anything- and not for the lulz," it said, as Eddy shook his head- trying to figure out who his capture was. It didn't sound like Lee- and Lee wasn't the type to whip him and lick his blood like that, or so he thought.

Another crack of the whip as the figure spun him again- taking the blood off his body and licking it before leaving- leaving Eddy, spinning on the table, wishing his dream would come true...



"Ed! Slow down!" Edd yelled, racing after Ed as he ran down the street- hurrying down to where the note said to leave the money. He and Edd were both broke though- and Edd was unable to convince him that they'd need money to get Eddy back.

"Eddy has been kidnapped Double D! We cannot let him die in their evil clutches!!" Ed yelled, almost in the tone you'd expect from a superhero in one of his comics.

"We have to get the police, Ed! We can't take on kidnappers ourselves!" he yelled, but it was pointless, as Ed barged through a fence, into a dark alleyway. And standing there was a man- with a trench coat and a fedora- both black- covering his face. A wisp of smoke came from his cigar- the end of it glowing red as a grin became barely visible.

"So your here for Eddy's ransom are ya?" the man asked- tapping the cigar on the brick wall.

"Yes, we are- sir," Edd said, looking around nervously. "How much do you require from us monetary-wise?"

"None at all," the man said, as he puffed smoke out, and rose his fedora. "Come with me. My boss wants a word," he said, opening a door that Edd hadn't even seen- and walked in- Edd and Ed following. They had no idea what was in store for them in this place...



Rolf and Kevin sat at the kitchen table of Rolf's house- Rolf telling Kevin about how much work there was to do still, as Kevin, in boredom, stared at him- before sighing. "Why does Kevin-boy sigh?" Rolf asked, hearing the sigh.

"Nothing," Kevin said- as he took a drink of water in front of him- it fell, splashing onto his pants. "Dammit, they'll stick to me all day," he cursed, as he groaned- feeling something on his back.

Behind him, Rolf was for some reason massaging his back- and it felt good to him. "What are you doing?" he asked- turning his head back.

"Rolf is relaxing Kevin-boy's back for the field work- something traditionally done in Rolf's culture during breaks,"

"Oh," Kevin said- turning around. "At least my pants won't be as hot the rest of the day," Kevin said, as he looked at where he spilled the water- it was somewhat hard to make out, due to his sweating, but he could tell it was there.

And then, Rolf stopped. "Rolf has an idea," Rolf said. "Stand up, Kevin boy," Rolf said, and Kevin did so. "Rolf shall attempt to dry your pants," he said, as Kevin's eyes grew wide in surprise at what he said- and he backed up.

"What the hell!?" he asked- thinking Rolf meant something sexual.

"Rolf only wishes to dry Kevin's pants- no hell," Rolf said, confused, as he shrugged.

"Oh... can I take them off first?" Kevin asked- and Rolf laughed.

"Rolf was hoping Kevin-boy would do that! Rolf did not wish to do that himself, for Nana would not approve!" Rolf said, as Kevin sighed in relief, taking his pants off and handing them to Rolf. While doing so, he had bumped into something...

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*squee* Rolf and Kevin! XD

Oh and *just* as I was about to read that RolfxKevin part "I Love My Sex" started playing....xD; /random.

Gah, I'm really curious about who that mysterious figure is. Is it an OC? :00

I should've realized that it was a dream btw. *facepalm*

Whoa. This is really good, Colton ^^

<.< I...didn't know that one part was a dream either, Dee *facepalm*

Neither did I, and I'm the writer. lulz.

Last time on All My Eds, Eddy wasn't rescued- Edd and Ed are going with a complete stranger to get Eddy back, and the heat is turned up between Rolf and Kevin! The heat continues to be turned up in this dramatic episode of All My Eds!

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"What a strange complex," Edd said to himself, as he and Ed followed the mysterious man - whom had revealed his name to be Pete - into a room with two chairs on one side of a desk, and one on the other side.

"Well, well - Double D and Ed," a person said, as the man stopped, letting the two sit down. On the otherside of the table was a girl, about 21, with a grin on her face. She had long, black hair and was of Chinese descent, Edd could tell. She had black eyes as well, and very pale skin. "I won't tell you my name - however, you can call me Miss Marauder if you wish," she said, and laughed.

"What have you done with Eddy, Miss Maradar!?" Ed yelled, mispronouncing Marauder horribly.

"I have done nothing to him," Miss Marauder said, smiling. "What my underlings have done, I cannot tell- he is not in the most lit room," she said. "I'll show you the way after we talk," she said.

"I refuse to talk to someone who kidnapped my friend, unless doing so guarantees he'll be set free," Edd said.

"Oh, I can guarantee he will be after we talk," Miss Marauder said. "I only kidnapped him to get to you," she added, with a mischievous grin. Edd gulped - and Ed looked at him with a strange look.

"Wh-what do you want from me?" Edd asked, startled by her statement.

"What anyone would want from you," she said, as she laughed. "Your brain," she said, as suddenly, two steel bars wrapped around Edd and Ed - trapping them in the chairs. "And I intend to get what I want from it," she added, as Pete laughed with her. Edd and Ed knew that they were in a big, big mess.



Kevin and Rolf were lying on the ground, asleep as the moon shone in through the window. Their faces rubbed against each other - the two boys in nothing but their undergarments, as they nuzzled against each other gently.

They had collapsed in Rolf's kitchen, asleep, around 9. Somehow, in their sleep, they had managed to get into their current state, as Kevin's lips touched Rolf's ear. Rolf let out a sigh, as Kevin sucked his ear a bit - the two rolling closer together.

Rolf turned his head and kissed the red-headed boy, the two having their arms wrapped around each other, as suddenly, a crash was heard outside. "Gyah!!" Rolf yelled, jumping up, in shock, as Kevin did the same.

"What just happened?! And why do I have a weird taste in my mouth?!" Kevin asked, shocked and wanting to know what had happened.

"Rolf does not know," Rolf replied, looking around, confused. "Rolf heard a crash, woke up, and found that Rolf and Kevin-boy were rubbing against each other," he said- and then Kevin turned red.

"WHAT!?" Kevin panicked, knowing that the two of them had obviously been snuggling.

"And Rolf thinks that the two of us were kissing when he woke," Rolf added, the two of them scratching their heads, turning beet red and turning.

"Erm... I was probably dreaming about Nazz or something," Kevin said, nervously, looking back up from his crotch, which had a swelling in it.

"Rolf was most likely dreaming about Natalie from the old country - Rolf remembers her well," he said, remembering the girl he had at one time crushed on, back before moving to America.

"Yeah... Uh... Let's make sure no one ever finds out what happened," Kevin said, looking around. Despite his denials, he felt something about what had happened felt right to him.

He didn't know why he thought that...

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Yes! x_@! The smeexx. XD

Gah, you write really well. .-.

Ms. Marauder seems like an interesting character. I'm liking her xD

Last time on ALL MY EDS!!

The Eds are close to being reunited, Miss Marauder has something up her sleeves, and Kevin and Rolf are being mutually attracted through Murphy's Law! Now, don't adjust your set for this episode of... ALL MY EDS!!!

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Edd gulped.

He had a feeling that, in the last chapter, he did this already. He had a feeling the author hadn't wrote that in though.

"Now, this won't hurt a bit, if you cooperate," Miss Marauder said, grinning- as Pete walked out of the room. "If you don't, I use this whip," she said, pulling from her pocket a whip, which was smeared with blood- Eddy's blood.

Ed's nostrils twitched- he was recognizing Eddy's odor. "I smell Eddy, Double D!" he yelled, looking around.

"You must be smelling this then," Miss Marauder said, holding up the whip. "Now, Double D- tell me, what are the access codes to your lab?!" she said, as he gulped.

"I-I won't tell you!" he said, stuttering.

"Tsk, and I thought you'd want Eddy free," she said, as she laughed. "Delightful," she said, as she snapped the whip- it hit him, scarring him, as Ed jerked in his chair.

"LEAVE DOUBLE D ALONE!" Ed yelled, trying to get out of his chair, but to no avail. The steel held. "You meanie!" he added, struggling harder.

"And you, be quiet!" she said, snapping the whip at him- he caught it in his mouth, the taste of blood seeping in his teeth as his eyes widened. Adrenaline filled the boy, as he threw his head back- the whip flew from Miss Marauder's hands, as he struggled to get free, and she slapped him.

"OW!" Ed yelled, recoiling in pain, before he kicked- she jumped back, and laughed, before grabbing the whip off the ground, and quickly wrapping it around Ed's neck- she began to tighten the grip.

Ed gagged, gasping for breath, as she smiled, laughing. "Tell me the access codes, Eddward!"

"They- they're," he said, stuttering- he looked at Ed. He looked at him with a pleading look, begging for help. And Edd sighed. "They're four, eight, nine, one," he said, bowing his head, in defeat.

Miss Marauder let the grip go- Ed gasped for breath, as he looked around. "Double D... Why?"

"I... I didn't want to lose you," Edd answered, as Miss Marauder sighed.

"You can talk between yourselves later," she said, irritated. "Now, Edd, tell me- where do you store your energy sources?"

"I keep them in the red door, left to the main computer," Edd said, sighing.

"Good, glad your willing to help," she said. "Now, stay here- I'll fetch your friend, and you three can talk while my people go get your energy sources," she said. "You aren't free yet- I want you to build something for me," she said, laughing, as she left.

"Double D... why did you give the codes up for me? She's going to do more evil now!" Ed said, as Edd looked behind them.

"Your just gonna have to trust me," Edd said, as he looked around. "OK?"

"OK, Double D," Ed said, sighing.





Nazz sighed, as she sat on the couch in Ed's house. With Ed gone for the day, she had to babysit Sarah- and the little brat was quite a handful. "NAZZ!" a voice yelled, from upstairs, as she got up, for the twentieth time.

"What!?!" she yelled, irritated with the little redhead girl.

"GET ME AND JIMMY SOME DRINKS!! NOW!!" Sarah yelled, as the blond sighed. Ed had done this for Sarah out of fear of not getting paid, getting grounded, and generally being beat up. Nazz did it for only the first reason and last reason, as she walked into the kitchen, and from the fridge pulled out two cans of pop- and stopped. She just as well spend some time with the two, if she was babysitting them.

She grabbed a third, can, as she walked up the stairs, and opened the door to Sarah's room- a hand came from the door and grabbed a soda, before grabbing the other- and the door quickly was slammed shut again. Nazz shrugged. If Sarah didn't want to see her, fine.

And then, there was a knock on the door. "Coming!" Nazz yelled, quickly running down the stairs, to the door- she opened it, and standing there was Kevin, panting.

"Nazz, we need to talk- now," he said, looking around.

"Kevin, I'm babysitting- I can't go anywhere," she said, as he groaned in irritation. "Fine, fine- what is it?"

"Can we go somewhere no one will overhear us? It's about Rolf," he said- as Nazz nodded, quickly opening the door to the basement of the house, where Ed lived. The two quickly walked down the stairs, before Kevin checked Ed's room.

"What about Rolf? Did something happen?" she asked- expecting bad news.

"Something- I'm not sure what. I fell asleep at his house, and we woke up... and we were right next to each other... and... I... I don't know!" he said, confused. "I feel like I did something so wrong, but it felt so right!" he yelled, as Nazz's eyes opened.

"You don't think... He didn't do anything sexual right?!" Nazz asked- assuming he meant Rolf had tried raping him or something.

"I... I don't know, Nazz... We woke up like we were hugging or some crap like that!" Kevin said- and then he stopped. There was a pause. "I'M NOT GAY!"

"I never said you were!" Nazz yelled, in protest.

"You were thinking it!"

"No, I wasn't!"

"YES YOU WERE! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD YOU!"

"Kevin, I swear, I wasn't! And even if you were I wouldn't think of you differently!"

"Yes you would! You'd never look at me again, no one would!"

There was a pause- and then he threw his arms around Nazz, and buried his face in her shoulder. Tears came from his eyes, as he wept. "I'M SO CONFUSED!" he yelled, as she patted his head, looking up the stairs.

"Kevin, how about you go home and rest? You probably just had a long days work at his place and your stressed," Nazz said, as she pushed his head up, and he nodded.

"Yeah... yeah, that makes sense," he said, nodding. He smiled. "Thanks..." he said, as he walked up the steps. "I'll talk to ya when I have things figured out!"

"See ya!" Nazz said, waving him out the door. She sighed, and walked up the stairs. Kevin had more in common with her than she had ever thought he would.

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Gawd. XD

I love how you portray Kevin's vulnerability here. xD Wonder what Rolf is thinking though...does he even care? =o

Last time, on ALL MY EDS!

Edd and Ed's rescue plot is foiled- Kevin is confused and Nazz is babysitting! But now, we skip forward... ONE WEEK INTO THE FUTURE.

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"Eddy," Edd said, as the three boys sat in Eddy's room, as Eddy was in his closet.

A lot had happened since rescuing Eddy. Miss Marauder had never got into Edd's lab- Edd assumed she hadn't tried to yet, as he had given her fake codes, so there was no chance of her simply letting them go upon finding out what had happened. Eddy was somewhat still shaken from the encounter- and the entire cul-de-sac's atmosphere had changed. Kevin stayed in his house most the time, quietly doing nothing, while Nazz babysat Sarah for Ed, who was busy trying to make Eddy feel better.

Jimmy had left town for his uncle's funereal, and the first school dance of the year was tonight.

"Are you almost done dressing?" Edd asked, as Eddy stuck his head out of the closet.

"I gotta hide the scars on my arms somehow, Double D- no one will want to dance with me if I look like I cut myself," he said, as he went back into his closet. "Nah, too dressy- ah, here we go! Perfect!" he said, stepping back out, the other two Eds dressed in casual polo shirts and khakis.

Eddy, however, was wearing black jeans and a long sleeved polo, with the collars popped up. Over that, he wore a trench coat- with a popped collar. He grabbed a pair of hipster shades from a dresser, and put them on, grinning. "Let's get going boys!" he said happily, rushing out of his room...





The Eds grinned, as they walked into the school gym- a disco ball over the dance, the majority of the school hanging around the punch bowl. Last year didn't have one, because of two years ago when the Juniors had spiked it. This year, however, they were gone- and no one had spiked the punch bowl.

"Hopefully they play a more respectable list of songs this year, compared to last year," Edd said, as he straightened the tie he was wearing. He followed the other two Eds, as they walked over to a corner of the room, where the other cul-de-sac boys were, hanging out. The cul-de-sac kids had always hung out there, and because they were the only people from their neighborhood in the school hadn't truly developed bonds with other students so much. However, a few others - notably friends of Kevin's John and Tom, as well as some of the Ed's friends and a few assorted others - were there.

"Hey Double D! Ed! Eddy!" the few friends from outside the cul-de-sac the Eds had said, waving.

"Hey, guys," Eddy said, as they approached. They were mainly the school's outcasts, who had became friends with the Eds because they were all pretty much looked down upon by the majority of the school.

"Eddy, you doing better now?" asked John, seeing the short boy who had formerly been held hostage. John had blond hair and green eyes- his father had blond hair and blue eyes and his name was Otto. Rumors had gone around before that his father was, in World War 2, a member of the Nazi Party, but now he wasn't.

"Yeah, I am- could be better but I'm better than before," Eddy said, nodding and smiling.

"I bet you could go over there and get Nazz and Krissy to go out to the parking lot and give you some head- I heard Krissy's majorly crushing on you," Tom said, as he grinned. He was John's identical twin.

"Probably, but... I remember last time told me that," Eddy said, before the group laughed. Last year one of the seniors told him that Catherine- the Homecoming King's girlfriend and future fiancee (they proposed five minutes after graduation)- was crushing majorly on Eddy, who was only a freshman at the time.

As things like that turn out, Eddy had the crap beat out of him and his ass handed to him twice that night.

"Yeah, well, ask her to dance at least," John said, as Kevin nodded. He was still relatively quiet- no one knew why, or at least the Eds didn't know why.

Betty and Johnny- Betty being a new girl from some town on the other coast- were dancing to a slow song, Eddy noticed, as he turned around to find where Krissy was. She was not only the only girl from out of the cul-de-sac that ever talked to Eddy or any of the Eds, but Eddy had developed somewhat of a crush on her himself.

And then, just as he took a step forward, something hit the ground with a thunk barely audible from the music, hitting someone's foot. They stopped- and then looked down, before in a fiery explosion, panic hit the group.

It had been a grenade, detonating in the middle of the dance floor, as the DJ stopped the song and kids screamed in panic, as the doors opened. Men wearing military uniforms with AK-47s stepped in, and began to open fire- cutting down the kids rushing the exits, leaving those not moving alone.

And then, a voice came over the P.A. "Peach Creek High School, this is Miss Marauder- I apologize for ruining your evening, but I have business to attend to. No one panic any further, and no one will be hurt any further," the P.A. said. "I want the ones known as the Eds to step forward," it added, before an evil laugh filled the gym.

No one moved.

"Good God, she's back," Edd said, knowing that she was doing this for the lab codes...

*dun dun*

Damn Marauder. xD I really like her for some reason though =D

Ohwait...I skimmed this entire thing over again and...we don't know who Ms. Marauder is? xD

I thought you gave a description of her somewhere in here but I guess I was wrong. She's so mysterious x3~

Last time, on ALL MY EDS!

The Eds are at the school dance, everything is going well- and then Miss Marauder shows up with her personal military! And now things go bad...

*dun dun*

Edd gulped. "Why?" he asked, as he, Ed, and Eddy took a step forward. The other kids let them by, not even trying to stop them. Eddy looked around- he saw Krissy, a dirty-blond haired girl with pretty green eyes, looking at him, as if pleading him not to go. He started to stop-

"Keep moving!" a soldier yelled, and he sighed- he dropped his head, as he continued, Krissy's eyes tearing up as the three Eds walked out the door.

"What does she want from us? You and Ed did whatever she wanted you two to do," Eddy said, pissed as he kicked a rock, the soldiers following them, pushing them into a military jeep's back. The driver's door opened, as did the front passenger's door. Pete got in the driver's side, while on the other side Miss Marauder did.

"YOU BASTARD!" she yelled, not even looking back at the Eds. "YOU GAVE US THE WRONG CODES!" she yelled as Edd shrunk in his seat- Eddy's eyes widened.

"You mean it's all Sockhead's fault your after us again!?" he yelled, angered. "What the Hell did you do, Double D?!"

"I-I-I lied about the codes to my lab, they wanted in so they could get some energy sources I have in it," Edd explained, as the car turned.

"You bastards tricked me! And I don't take kindly to tricks!" yelled Miss Marauder, as Pete laughed.

"And you won't take kindly to what she does to those that piss her off," Pete laughed, driving- his laugh was a deep, hearty one, like one would imagine Santa's, as he smoked his cigar.

"Can you at the least set that cigar out, sir? None of us want second hand smoke back here," Edd said- his offer at being kind rejected by a slap across the face from Miss Marauder.

"You won't get any comforts!" she said severely, her red hair visible to the Eds now.

"Why are you mean to us Miss?" Ed asked, innocently.

"Why, I don't wish to be mean- you bring this upon yourselves by not giving me what I want willingly," Miss Marauder said, now speaking in a nice, sweet voice- as Ed smiled.

"Could you maybe be nice anyways? Maybe then we'd do what you want us to," Ed suggested- as Eddy quickly tried to shush Ed, thinking Ed would get them in more trouble.

"Why can't you two think more like this one? Then you would have all been alright," she said, sighing.

"What now?" Pete asked, looking over to her.

"We get what we want from them," she answered, looking back. The Eds still didn't know what she looked like.





The dance had died, obviously.

The police had showed up quickly, and everyone had quickly been moved out of the building. Those that had been shot were all dead- meaning death but no plain out injury.

"What are they going to do to Eddy?" Krissy asked- as she and Nazz walked out, tears on her face.

"I don't know, Krissy," Nazz said, patting her friend on the back, to offer her support.

"They already did enough to him! Why can't they leave him alone! And why did they have to bring his friends too this time!" she sobbed, as Nazz's own face was covered in tears. All the people shot down just there- before their eyes.

"I'm sure he'll be alright, Krissy," Nazz said, hugging her friend, as they walked along with the others.

"Hey, Nazz- Krissy," John said, as he, Kevin, and Tom walked over. The two twins were in the lead, Kevin following them.

"You two alright?" his twin asked.

"Yeah, I guess- just shocked and emotionally confused," Nazz said, as Krissy nodded. The three boys sat next to them, and soon they were talking, comforting one another on the events.




If only we all got along,
then maybe this wouldn't happen-
and now this is at an end,
as you play your song.
Good bye, as the plot will deepen.
And wounds you have will not mend.

For tomorrow next week, at the stroke of noon,
when the sun is the highest in the sky,
I will strike.


"What does that mean?" asked the police man, as he looked at the paper, then at a different police man.

"No clue, Paul- better show the chief though," he said, taking it- both wearing gloves to not tamper with evidence- and walking off to find the police chief...

Last time, on ALL MY EDS!

The Eds were taken away by Miss Marauder- the kids are left now, and are slowly recuperating from her attack. And a strange note has been found by police officers...

*dun dun*

Pete stopped the car out front of Edd's house, as he and Miss Marauder got out, and soon Pete opened the door- and pulled Edd out, followed by Eddy and finally, with a little struggle, pulled Ed out of the back.

Miss Marauder walked off- Pete just pushing the Eds after her, following her somewhat silently, as he smoked on his cigar.

"Edd, open your lab," Miss Marauder said, as Edd sighed- he put into they keypad six numbers, and then on the ground a hole opened- stairs leading down under his house. Miss Marauder walked down the stairs, the Eds and Pete following slowly, as she pushed Edd ahead- and he turned on the lights.

"Amazing..." she said, looking around the lab.

"Why did you take us to Edd's lab?" Ed asked dumbly, as Miss Marauder opened a door, and smiled.

"For this," she said, holding up a container. It had two metal ends, and a glass body- in the middle was a thin core of a goldish liquid, as she grinned.

"No! Not that!" Edd yelled, reaching out, before Pete smacked his hand- and Ed then tackled Pete, as Miss Marauder laughed, grinning at Eddy, as she pulled out of her pocket a whip.

And for the first time Eddy saw her face. Her long red hair went around her neck, her green eyes shinning evilly as she grinned, her eyelashes full. Her lips were covered in bright, red lipstick, and she laughed.

Eddy backed up, as she put the whip back. "Good Eddy," she said, nodding, as Ed and Pete wrestled- fighting as Edd weakly got up.

"LET GO, BASTARD!" Pete yelled, as he grabbed Ed's head, and threw him over his shoulder- Ed hit the wall, knocking some levers on a panel, as noises went off.

"Oh no," Edd said, as the doors slammed shut, locking the Eds, Pete, and Miss Marauder in his lab- alarms went off, and lights flashed as he looked around panicked. "The lab's went into quarantine mode!" Edd panicked, as he looked around. He saw on the ground something on the ground- he grabbed it and pointed it at Miss Marauder.

"Do what I say and I can turn it off! If you don't I shoot you!" he yelled- aiming it at her.

"WHAT?! YOU WOULDN'T DARE!" she yelled, holding the container in the air. "You shoot, I drop this, and something'll happen," she said, grinning.

"Either way, either one of us dies, all of us die, or we all get out," Edd said- as he aimed it at Miss Marauder.

"Double D, just put the codes to turn the lock-down off!" Eddy said, looking at Edd.

"Not until she puts that power core back! ANY power core but that one!" he said- tensions rose.





Nazz and Krissy sat with Kevin, Tom, and John, as the five talked.

"Krissy, Eddy's gunna be alright, OK? I promise," John said, as he looked at her. "We've been friends for how long now, me and you? Ten years? I'm not gunna lie to you, he's gunna be alright," John said, as he looked at Krissy- who nodded, as he held her, supporting her.

"I know... I just... I just can't believe they took him!" she wept, burying her face in John's shoulder. Had she been any other girl, John would have tried scoring with her- but he knew that Eddy had a soft spot for her.

"Hey, how about when he gets back you and him go on a date?" he asked- and Krissy nodded.

"That... That'd be nice," Krissy said, smiling and nodding, hoping that'd happen...

Aww, it's always nice to see Eddy with girls that are after him. x] Also, Ms. Marauder sounds sexeh. Can we has background on her or something? XD