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Curiosity Killed The Ed (M for potential sexings)

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Curiosity Killed The Ed (M for potential sexings)

Post by Fujoshi Dee :D on Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:18 am

This is my first fanfic so please bear with me D: Critiscm is GREATLY appreciated. Seriously, don't hold back. I need to know what I'm doing both wrong and right. By the by, do I really need to bother with a disclaimer? Haha. Enjoy the smut~

Chapter 1

Kevin was riding his bike down the sidewalk and into the park when he noticed Jimmy sitting in the sandbox by himself, quietly having a tea party with a nondescript stuffed animal along with one that seemed torn and worn out. He slowed down to a full stop in front of the sandbox and looked down at Jimmy.

"Hey, fluffy. Where's Sarah?" He wondered.

Jimmy looked up in surprise at Kevin, wondering why he would ever speak to him. "I'll have you know that she's on holidays," he stated as a-matter-of-factly. "What do you want anyway? Haven't you destroyed enough of my friends?" He sadly stared down at his resewn teddy bear sadly and glared back up at Kevin.

Kevin raised an eyebrow, still looking at Jimmy. "Yea, so what's your point?" He retorted. "Anyway, I was just passing through and I've been looking for someone who can help me move all those boxes of jawbreakers in my garage out to the shipping van that's supposed to be coming later on today."

Jimmy looked to his left and right. "M-me?"

"Well, yea. Everyone is away today for some reason. Well, Nazz isn't but I don't want her to hurt herself y'know?"

Jimmy shot Kevin an incredulous look. "And I won't?" He pointed his nose up in the air and continued to play with his battered teddy bear, ignoring Kevin.

"Common, Jimmy, I'll make it worth your while," he suggested.

"Whatcha got?" Jimmy questioned, eyeing Kevin suspiciously.

"How's about a box of the jawbreakers and...fudge," he added quickly.

"I'll take it!" Jimmy exclaimed.

"Choice. Hop on."

Jimmy climbed to the front of the bike, sitting on the handle bars in front of Kevin, grinning with confidence. He found himself frowning once more. "Will the boxes cause me to bruise? I bruise easily you know."

"Not if ya do it quickly," Kevin responded dismissively. Jimmy huffed as crossed his arms, silently wondering how much work this was going to require.

As they the pair began to make their way back over towards Kevin's house, Kevin found himself craning his neck past Jimmy who was obstructing his view of the pavement.


As they began to pull right in front of his house he saw the van had already arrived. He sighed and looked at Jimmy. "All right, fluffy, follow me."

Jimmy stared at the large truck in awe. "Oooh," he cooed. "So where are they shipping the jawbreakers to anyway?"

"Like it matters, but I think they get exported to all these different countries, like the U.S." Kevin began making his way towards his garage. "But whatever, just hurry up and follow me."

Jimmy cocked his head to the side, annoyed at Kevin's rudeness.

When they finally made their way inside the garage, Jimmy stared in awe at the unusually vast amount of jawbreakers that lay stacked upon each other. "W-we're moving all those on our own?" Jimmy said quietly to himself.

"Whoa...that's more than usual," Kevin said casually. "Better get started then."


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Re: Curiosity Killed The Ed (M for potential sexings)

Post by Nazzie on Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:42 pm

Good so far...

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Re: Curiosity Killed The Ed (M for potential sexings)

Post by Fujoshi Dee :D on Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:28 am

Chapter 2
Another shorty but a goody. xD I really just don't have the attention span for long chapters. I'll try and get better with that though. :<

"Eww...Shouldn't we have some moving cart for these things instead?" Jimmy wondered.

Kevin grew slightly annoyed at Jimmy's persistent questioning. "Man up, Jimmy. Sheesh." He began to pick up the first box on the ground when he noticed the look confused look on Jimmy's face. "What? Grab a box." Jimmy stuck his nose up in the air, appalled at the amount of work that was left for the two. When Kevin noticed this action, he responded sternly with a, "Now."

That was all it took for Jimmy to jump from the spot he stood in to rushing over to attempt to push the box. "Curse manual labor," he protested under his labored breaths.

Kevin watched Jimmy's attempt to push his first box and laughed at the sight. "You need to work out, bro."

"I'll have you know I'm in perfect shape!" He replied, obstinately. "There is no way we can move all these by the time that truck leaves."

"Sure we can. Maybe if you stopped wasting all that time we could get things done quicker."

Jimmy huffed once again in response. "I don't need this!" He stomped his foot on the pavement and began making his way outside towards the sidewalk.

Kevin cooly stood beside a stack of jawbreakers and watched Jimmy as he began to leave.

"Fudge."

Jimmy stopped in his tracks and glanced at Kevin once more, only this time with a sly grin. "And 5 dollars."

Kevin turned his head sharply at Jimmy at that. "What?" He groaned in defeat and then sighed. "Whatever. Now hurry up. I think the truck's gonna be sticking around for a couple of hours so we have time."


One by one the two moved the boxes and pushed them up into the truck. Many angry protests were heard and a disgruntled Jimmy stared at the truck as it left the cul-de-sac. He looked up at Kevin who didn't seem as worn out at all.

"Make that 10 dollars."

Kevin rolled his eyes. "Yea right. 5. Take it or leave it."

Jimmy looked at his hands in disdain. He was just about to call for Sarah to come to his aid when he realized that she was on holiday.

"I have nasties all over my hands, Kevin!"

Kevin walked over to Jimmy and noticed his hands were ridden with minor brusies and scratches. "You were right. You do bruise easily. Uh...right then, I think I have some bandages you can-"

"Where?" Jimmy interrupted eagerly.

"Bathroom. In the cabinet to your left."

Jimmy immedately left Kevin to find the bathroom.

As Jimmy made his way up the stairs he realized that he had never really spent any time there. He looked around the house to notice a lot of trophies and other sports related awards displayed around the home.

"Oooh," he cooed as he noticed a large trophy set atop the mantel in his living room. Jimmy was just beginning to reach out and touch the trophy that sat before him when he heard a familiar voice behind him that caused him to jump.

"Hey! Watch it! You nearly nearly knocked this bad boy over. I was just coming up here to tell you that the bathroom is down on the other side."

He blushed in embarrassment and smilied sheepishly. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to invade your personal space," Jimy said shyly as he began to make his way around Kevin.

"No problem. It's hard to take your eyes of these babes," he said, grinning with pride.

Jimmy nodded and found his way back towards the bathroom. He stopped suddenly and looked to his right. Cocking his head to he side, he realized that this had to be Kevin's room. His curiousity once again got the best of him as he began looking around his room in awe. The overall decoration was very plain and hackeyned but the amount of trophies and ribbons were once again immense and varied.

In all honesty, Jimmy aspired to be someone like Kevin, well known and accomplished in something such as sports. He sighed as looked around. He backed up as he stared at the room in awe until he hit the wooden desk behind him. Papers flew everywhere across the floor as he yelped in pain, grabbing his aching side.

"Darnit." He began to quickly pick up the fallen papers until he noticed an old looking letter labeled, "Fluffy".

Jimmy meticulously opened the note and began to read, his eyes widening in surprise.


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Mysterious and spooky.
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Re: Curiosity Killed The Ed (M for potential sexings)

Post by Nazzie on Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:00 am

Keep going! NOW! PLEASE!!

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Re: Curiosity Killed The Ed (M for potential sexings)

Post by GhostHelwig on Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:14 am

I'm really enjoying this so far. I have to admit, Kevin and Jimmy are far from my favorite characters, but you keep them entertaining. I especially enjoyed how Jimmy turned the situation to his advantage and got money out of Kevin, too. How very Eddy of him. *lol*

This is definitely an intriguing pairing (and a dangerous one - can you imagine those two ruling the cul-de-sac together?), and I'm enjoying the set-up so far. I look forward to chapter three. Smile

Last edited by GhostHelwig on Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:17 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Minor spelling error.)


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